Filk: She'll Be Flying O'er the Mountain

[Amy Z]

No: HPFGUIDX 48624

This little ditty was inspired by an offlist musing
about a filk, or possibly many filks, written to the
tune of "She'll be Coming Round the Mountain."  I'm
afraid the muser was being facetious and was probably
trying to imagine the worst possible filk vehicle, but
musers may unexpectedly find themselves Muses, and, I
hope, amused as well.  

Besides, Madame Maxime doesn't get enough filks in her
honor.  So, grab your banjos, everyone, and chime in
with an additional verse or two.  It's folk music!

"She'll Be Flying O'er the Mountain" 

She'll be flying o'er the mountain when she comes,
She'll be flying o'er the mountain when she comes,
All her students will be frozen
But they're lucky to've been chosen
She'll be flying o'er the mountain when she comes.

She'll be driving drunken horses when she comes, 
She'll be driving drunken horses when she comes, 
She'll be driving drunken horses,
They'll be Hagrid's pals, of courses,
She'll be driving drunken horses when she comes.

Oh, we'll all be out to meet her when she comes, 
Oh, we'll all be out to meet her when she comes, 
We'll all be so glad to meet her,
Especially Rita Skeeter,
Oh, we'll all be out to meet her when she comes.

We'll be serving French coosine when she comes,
We'll be serving French coosine when she comes,
If a veela you would woo,
You must offer seafood stew,
So we'll broaden our men-u when she comes.

She'll be speaking wiz an accent when she comes,
She'll be speaking wiz an accent when she comes,
Oh, ze accent ees so charming
Zat 'Arry she can't be 'arming
Or is Jo being disarming? when she comes.

Amy Z

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