FILK: Skeeter Will Say We're in Love

[pippin_999 <foxmoth@qnet.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 48646

Skeeter Will Say We're in Love
A filk by Pippin
To the tune of People Will Say We're in Love 
Hear the tune at http://www.redsal.com/aolmidis/peopwlsa.mid
Dedicated to Ebony

The Scene: After the Daily Prophet article, Harry offers Hermione 
a little advice

HARRY [Spoken]
What if she writes more stories that link my name with yours
What will the Slytherins tell her next, behind their paws
I know a way to prove what they say is quite untrue
Here is the gist, a practical list of "don'ts" for you

[Sings]
Don't bring your toast to me
Don't send owl post to me
She'll say that you're close to me
Skeeter will say we're in love
Don't give advice to me
Don't show you're wise to me
Don't ask to revise with me
Skeeter will say we're in love
If I get high a bit
When I am veela bit
Don't grab me and make me sit
Skeeter will say we're in love 
Don't practice charms  with me
Don't spend your break with me
Don't walk by the lake with me
Skeeter will say we're in love
Don't think of kissing  me
Just 'cause you'll be missing me
She'll say we were meant to be
Skeeter will say we're in love.
Skeeter will say we're in love