Send Me My Broom (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 34805

Send Me My Broom (from PoA, Chap 12)

(To the tune of Send in the Clowns, from Sondheim's A Little Night 
Music)

Dedicated to Eileen

THE SCENE: Gryffindor Common Area. HARRY laments the loss of his 
Firebolt, confiscated by McGONAGALL on the suspicion that it may have 
been sent by Sirius Black)

HARRY
Isn't it mine?  No longer there.
When will I next leave the ground,
Back toward mid-air?
Send me my broom

Wasn't it Herm who won't approve?
Teachers came snooping around
It was removed
>From Black, they assumed....
Send back my broom.

Just what I'd lost for Gryffindor
Magic'ly on Christmas is more than fully restored
Getting a package that gave me a much higher jolt
Such great design
A Firebolt

I cannot wait
I need it quick
But they must inspect it for hex
Hooch and Flitwick
They'll strip down my broom 
Quick, save my new broom
They'll bother my stick

(Enter McGONAGALL, bearing the Firebolt, which she returns to HARRY)

McGONAGALL
Isn't a threat – this much is clear:
Gaining a broom like this shall
Give Slyth'rin fear
So here is your broom
You ought to re-zoom

(McGONAGALL & HARRY exchange smiles confident of Gryffindor victory)

BOTH
Just wait'll this year.......

   - CMC

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