Not You, Ron (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 35481

Not You, Ron 

(To the tune of Da Doo Ron Ron)

Dedicated to Marina

Hear another parody of this song at

http://www.capsteps.com  (scroll down to February 11)

THE SCENE: The Burrow. The five elder Weasleys brothers exercise 
their fraternal prerogative of ridiculing and debasing the youngest.

QUINTET
We're the Weasley brothers and our hearts are stout

RON (entering late, very out of breath)
And too Ron Ron Ron and too Ron Ron Ron

QUINTET
Head boys and Quidditch champs of great clout

RON (still panting)
And too Ron Ron Ron and too Ron Ron Ron

BILL: At finance I excel
CHARLIE: I fiery dragons quell
FRED & GEORGE: We fly like bats from Hell
QUINTET: Not you Ron Ron Ron Not you Ron Ron Ron

So if the five of us may dare to be upfront
To do with Ron Ron to do with Ron Ron
Our kid brother's turned out quite a runt
Askew Ron Ron Ron askew Ron Ron Ron

Of the litter, we're the pick
But Ron has made his shtick
Being the drab sidekick
Of the main taboo-boo of you-know-who-who

RON
I know what you were thinkin' when you wrote this tune

QUINTET
Too blue Ron Ron Ron too blue Ron Ron Ron

RON 
But to your taunts I am quite immune

QUINTET
Untrue Ron Ron Ron Untrue Ron Ron Ron

RON
Sure as my hair is red
I will wind up ahead
So I learned at Erised

QUINTET
Et tu Ron Ron Ron, Et tu Ron Ron Ron
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Et tu Ron Ron Ron, Et tu Ron Ron Ron
(repeat & fade)

  - CMC

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