Fudge is Way Evil and I have the acronyms to prove it

[jferer]

No: HPFGUIDX 35676

Pippin:"F.U.D.G.E.F.A.C.T.O.R.
Fudge, Underestimating Dementors' Gross Evil, Feared Acting, Choosing 
Temporizing Over Reform"

Brilliant, Pippin.

Pippin:"No good. Voldemort's wand killed Bertha Jorkins and Frank 
Bryce *before* young Crouch was rescued. The best I can figure 
is that hysterical Sirius broke his own wand, Pettigrew destroyed 
or vanished his (as any murderer would dispose of the weapon), 
and that Voldemort's wand was found at Godric's Hollow by the 
Ministry and  later recovered by Pettigrew, who left a fake wand in 
its place."

Guys, you need evidence for this stuff. Sometimes we just gotta accept 
that we don't know. All we know is that Voldemort has his own wand, 
because it connected with Harry's; the mystery is how did he keep it 
or get it back when he had lost his body?  Pettigrew would presumably 
be unable to carry his away when he transformed into a rat after 
framing Sirius.  The problem with that idea is that somehow Voldemort 
kept his or got it back. 

What happened to Sirius's wand is easy. If you arrest somebody for 
killing 13 people with one curse, you're not going to let him keep his 
wand. It's probably sitting in a wizarding crime museum or in the 
evidence room at the Division of Magical Law Enforcement.

Cornelius Fudge could have given lessons in crisis management to 
Neville Chamberlain.  He's just the kind of guy who was running that 
village on the Cape when Jaws the shark came around.