Old Fiends (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 35851

Old Fiends

(to the tune of Old Friends, from Sondheim's Merrily We Roll Along)

Dedicated to Dicentra

Hear a MIDI at

http://www.broadwaymidi.com/shows/merrily_we_roll_along.html

THE SCENE: Town Square of Tirana, Albania, after midnight. Enter 
HARRY, and from the opposite direction, LORD VOLDEMORT

HARRY
Hey, old fiend
Do you decay, old fiend?

VOLDEMORT
Dare disobey, young fiend?

HARRY
Are you a thorough antique?

VOLDEMORT
With allies
Everything started changing
As we vie
I'll beat you out by a squeak

BOTH
Most fiends fade
Or seem to just degrade
As they get overplayed
And soon we're saying "Adieu"

HARRY
But this old fiend
Has razzmatazz, they've gleaned

BOTH
So they says – so we says
(to each other) Damn you!

HARRY
Hey, old fiend?
How do you stop old fiends?
We've got to slay old fiends,
For these old fiends shan't survive


VOLDEMORT
One day Mum's
Being your latest victim;
You're struck dumb
Almost losing your life
.

BOTH
Old fiends swore
That Albus Dumbledore 
Would soon for peace implore
And that proved to be untrue
But these old fiends
We've razzmatazz, they've gleaned
So they says – so we says



Most fiends wilt
Or they succumb to guilt
Once all their beans are spilt
And so they're swiftly subdued

HARRY
But you, old fiend
Like Screwtape, you're still mean 

BOTH
Here's to us!
Who's like us?
(to each other) Damn you!

  - CMC

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