After Volume Four (Filk)

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No: HPFGUIDX 35888


After Volume Four
A filk by Pippin to the tune of The Beatles' When I'm Sixty Four
based on a suggestion by CMC


We're getting older, starting to swear
Almost  two years now
When will they be sending us a release date
How long do they think we can wait?
Two thousand two or two thousand three?
Not two thousand four!??
I wanna read it, I really need it
More than Volume Four

Oh Oh hurry  Joannie do -ahh
And when you get the word, email, owl or floo.

Every new rumor soon gets defused
What's a fan to do?
Build a Lego castle by the fireside
Take a broomstick toy for a ride.
Searching the websites digging for leads
Scuttlebutt galore
Madly the mouse clicks still there's no Phoenix 
After volume four. 

 Every day I check with Barnes and Noble and with Amazon
When will it appear
Hear me scream and rave
Oh, oh, I'm begging on my knees
Volume Five I crave

Go to the cafe, write us a line
even one or two
Who's the fan of Harry's that is going to die
Will Ron make Hermione cry
How many kids in Gryffindor dorm
Are there, less or more
Jo, feed my habit, don't quit, dagnabit
After volume four.