T.A.G.S. re-opens for 2002 with another long acronym

[Tabouli]

No: HPFGUIDX 32709

Slon:
> We need to start a group to suport the 'transforms only in direct 
moonlight' theory.  Tabouli, can I call on your service one more 
time?  We need a name.<

Should I assume this group would subscribe to the "Lupin is drawn unstoppably to moonlight exposure" theory?  If so, errr... how about...

M.A.R.A.T.H.O.N.S.W.I.M. (Moonlight Attracts Remus And Transforms Him, Overcoming Nitpicky Suggestions Which Insinuate Miswriting).

>Just please be sure to include L.I.D.S. somewhere in it (Lupin Is Dead Sexy).<

Never let it be said that I shrink from challenges.  All right, let's tack on some more...

M.A.R.A.T.H.O.N.S.W.I.M.M.E.R.S.E.Y.E.L.I.D.S. (as above, plus: Maybe Even Rallying Smitten Enthusiasts Yelling Exultantly "Lupin Is Dead Sexy!")

Or, if you want to emphasise the direct moonlight aspect:

R.O.T.T.W.E.I.L.E.R.O.F.S.W.I.T.C.H. (Remus Only Truly Transforms When Experiencing Intense Lunar Exposure, Rendering Our Friend Safe When It's Totally Cloudy at Hogwarts)

Tabouli
(who wonders if she can somehow figure out a way of making money from this strange acronym generating ability she is developing, so that she can afford the currently doubtful-looking trip to the US she is meant to take in the middle of this year).


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