Your Arm Was Hurled (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 32730

Your Arm Was Hurled (from CoS, Chap. 10)

To the tune of We Are the World 

(one of the worst songs ever written IMO, which makes it not entirely 
inappropriate for the likes of Gilderoy Lockhart)

Dedicated to Aja

THE SCENE:  The Hogwarts' Quidditch Field.  In the aftermath of a 
particularly brutal Gryffindor/Slytherin match, OLIVER and the 
WEASLEY TWINS give a post-game analysis.

GEORGE, FRED & OLIVER
There was a game in which Harry took a fall
When the Snitch he snatched with a shattered arm
His broom he was flying
Through the torrential storm and hale
For our team he gave his all!

HARRY (lying in the mud and rain)
I psyched out Malfoy to make this winning ploy
But my right arm's angle now is so strange
It sustained a Bludger blow that smashed up my elbow

LOCKHART (suddenly making his way forward)
Here's good news, you know,
I am all you need


Your arm was hurled
>From off its broomstick
But with a magic charm of mine
Its full use you'll resume quick.
With this spell I'm casting
For mending what's been broke
Good thing I'm such a helpful bloke
Please don't thank me.

HARRY (panicked)
Will someone please remove this man in turquoise?
Get Pomfrey here before my arm he destroys!

LOCKHART
Harry's in such pain he babbles without sense
But soon his gratitude will be immense

LOCKHART and GRYFFINDOR TEAM 
Your arm was hurt
Aboard your Nimbus
But I/he know(s) what the spell 
That can patch up your limb is
Right now you're injured, 
And feeling sick, we see

LOCKHART	
But when I'm through you'll have no bone 
To pick with me

(Lockhart casts his spell)

LOCKHART (spoken)
Ah, yes.  Well, that can sometimes happen



   - CMC

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