Veela (was Chatterly Saga (was McGonagall's Age

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No: HPFGUIDX 33242

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., "Rita Winston" <catlady at w...> wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at e..., "Sister Mary Lunatic" wrote:
> 
> > Say, now that Fleur might get a job at Hogwarts, maybe she'll be
> > the one to teach... (snip)  "Wizard Family Planning - Charms That 
> > Never Fail" for the upperclassmen.
> 
> I imagine that the Head of each House has many responsibilities to 
> that House's inmates, not just enforcing discipline, and I have 
> imagined Snape uncomfortably but dutifully carrying out some of his 
> responsibilities:
> 
> "May I please see you in my office, Miss Parkinson?"
> having been given this punishment assignment, but when she sighs 
> and pulls out quill and parchment to copy the text, she sees that 
> the title is "Easy Contraceptive Charms".

Which brings up something I've been wondering about since I read a
movie review which said "sexual content: None."  Hagwarts covers the
part of a person's life when the hormones really start boiling, but
none of it seems to be going on in the first three books. Yet very little 
chaparoning seems to go on; just Filch, Peeves, and Mrs. Norris.  I
do know Hagwarts is protected by various charms and spells.  Is 
there a Virgo Intactus curse, or is it something the house elves sneak
into the food?

Extra credit: If it's the food, which food is it? Tapioca pudding has
not been mentioned.