Little Shop on Knockturn (filk)

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No: HPFGUIDX 33347

Little Shop on Knockturn (from CoS, Chap. 4)

(To the tune of the title song from The Little Shop of Horrors)

Dedicated to Cassie

THE SCENE: Knockturn Alley, in front of Borgin and Burkes.  Enter 
HARRY, and as backup chorus, HERMIONE, GINNY, AND MOLLY WEASLEY.

HARRY
Little shop, little shop on Knockturn
Little shop, I much to my shock learn
Achoo on floo guarantees a wrong turn

CHORUS
No, oh, oh, no-oh!

HARRY
Little shop, sellin' hands of glory
There I dropped, `midst its inventory
I did not find this hunky-dory

CHORUS
No, oh, oh, no-oh!

HARRY
Boy oh boy, what a sleazy ploy  
Played by both Malfoys!

CHORUS
Dad and son, look out, look out!

ALL
Here they are drawn to try to pawn
Dark Arts contraband

Malfoy's son, and his dad with poisons
Don't you sell a thing.
I better (telling you, you better)
Tell M.O.M. that they gotta get `em. 
This isn't (no it surely isn't) 
Day care!

HARRY & CHORUS
Little shop, little shop on Knockturn
Good wizards always all their stock spurn
Hagrid's here, now it's time to adjourn

CHORUS
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

  - CMC

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