Summer Whinge (filk)

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No: HPFGUIDX 33453

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., "sirius_3lack" <sirius_3lack at y...> wrote:
> 
> it is pronounced "win-jing" - but to whinge (winj) is to whine.
> 
> whinge (hwinj, winj)
> intr.v. Chiefly British whinged, whing·ing, whing·es 
> To complain or protest, especially in an annoying or persistent 
> manner.
> 
> Sirius

Summer Whinge (from CoS, Chap 1)

(To the tune of Summer Wine)

Hear the original at:

http://www.foxlink.net/~bobnbren/1960s.html

Dedicated to Sirius_3lack 

THE SCENE: 4 Privet Drive. HARRY laments his return to Little 
Whinging. 

HARRY
I came back home with magic things from my first year
The Dursleys greeted me with loathing and with fear
They seized my wands and robes, on Hedwig they infringed
They now inflict on me summer whinge 

HARRY & THE DURSLEYS
Ohh-oh-oh summer whinge

HARRY
It's hocus pocus and my magic kitchen word
My summer in Little Whinging is so absurd
I labor at my chores, the sun my neck does singe
And so it gives to me summer whinge

HARRY & THE DURSLEYS
Ohh-oh-oh summer whinge

HARRY
My owl was locked up and no letter came my way
It seemed that Ron and Herm had nothing more to say
The Dursley's dinner plans could only make me cringe
And so I proceed with summer whinge

It's squiggly wiggly and a hedgerow-burning spell
My summer in Little Whinging becomes pure hell
I'm starved throughout the day while Dudley's on a binge
And so I give voice to summer whinge

HARRY & THE DURSLEYS
Ohh-oh-oh summer whinge

HARRY
Though it's my birthday I'm to stay within my room
Vernon says just one sound, and I'll face certain doom
Of kindness and concern he betrays not a twinge
He's giving me some more summer whinge

HARRY & THE DURSLEYS
Ohh-oh-oh summer whinge

HARRY
It's jiggery-pokery and a flying frying pan
A summer in Whinging is worse than Azkaban
Why must relations spring from the lunatic fringe?

DURSLEYS
So we can give to you summer whinge

DOBBY (from behind the bushes)
Mmm-mm summer whinge


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