: Re: Wizard-Muggle marriage

moongirlk moongirlk at yahoo.com
Fri Jan 18 18:32:26 UTC 2002


No: HPFGUIDX 33689

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., "sing2wine" <bonnie.abrams at c...> wrote:
 How does 
> all this stay out of poison pens of muggle equivalents of Rita 
> Skeeter? (Or is that what papers like the National Enquirer are 
> really about...???)
> Bonnie / sing2wine

Aha!
There you go - there's a great possibility for muggle/wizard 
crossover employment.  Wizards run tabloids, in order to reinforce 
muggle disbelief in all things magical!  They encorage muggle 
conspiracy theorists and UFO buffs and such to go as far and as wacky 
as possible so that your average muggle finds it all either 
embarrassing or funny, and... voila - a muggle could write a tell-all 
memoir about the wizarding world, what's it gonna hurt?  Nobody will 
believe them!  The added benefit is that contributers/writers might 
also unwittingly deliver them useful information (ie - odd sightings 
in the albanian forests and such).

kimberly,
who now wishes she had paid more attention to her loopy aunt's 
tabloid collection ;)





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