Finkin' Ol' Draco (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 33762

Finkin' Ol Draco

(To the tune of Finch'han dal vino from Mozart's Don Giovanni)

Hear the aria (from Act 1, Scene 15) at

http://www.designhouse.net/lecagot/samples.html

The libretto can be found at 

http://www.karadar.it/Librettos/mozart_don_giovanni.html#1_15

(THE SCENE: Gryffindor Commons. On the eve of a game with Slytherin, 
HARRY leads a butterbeer toast in a denunciation of Gryffindor's most-
hated rival)

HARRY
Finkin' ol' Draco
Him we detest-a 
'Tis no contest-a 
That predator! 

No trophy in the Quidditch 
Will go to that kid rich, 
Draco's sure to quail-a
He'll never score!     

Slyth'rins grow all dimmer-a,
With their disgraced crap		
Robed like dement-os	
Herm will their face slap,		
They are so menta,		
Morons they are	

Once more will Gryffindor 		
A far more diff'rent dorm
Conquest-a the Slyth'rins,
Foiling Malfoy's heir.	

Ah! Into the trash kick	
All of the slashfic	
That dares to depict		
We two as a pair!	
That depicts we two as a pair!

    -	CMC

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