FILK: Stoney People

[The Random Monkey]

No: HPFGUIDX 40648

Stoney People
By the Random Monkey, to the tune of the Beatles' "Eleanor Rigby"

Oh, look at all the stoney people!
Oh, look at all the stoney people!

Caretaker Argus
Cleans up the blood in the hall where a predator's been;
We heard him scream.
Look out the window,
All of the spiders are walking in line out the door;
Whatever for?

All the stoney people,
Where did they all come from?
All the stoney people,
Disaster won't be long.

Justin Fitch-Fletchley,
Found petrified with Sir Nick by an onslaught most queer;
Granger's in gear.
Look at her working,
Checking the halls with a mirror; Is there anyone there?
She sees a stare...

All the stoney people,
Where did they all come from?
All the stoney people
They're under Riddle's thumb.

Oh, look at all the stoney people!
Oh, look at all the stoney people!

Gilderoy Lockhart,
got his desserts with a memory charm to the head;
Nobody cared.
Potter and Weasley
Wiping the dirt from their hands; they've again stopped the knave;
Everyone's saved.

All the stoney people
Are thanking Har and Ron.
No more stoney people;
The basilisk is gone.