Hagrid's parents

[random_monkey0_0]

No: HPFGUIDX 40739

Katze wrote:
>The sheer logistics of them *doing 
> it* sort of frighten me though! I mean - does Hagrid Sr. have 
>something in his pants that will satisfy a giant? Yikes! That would 
>frighten me! Maybe that's why 
> he didn't hook up with a human? hehehe
> 
> Katze


Yeah, that's sort of what I was trying to get around to. The 
biological/genetic part is hard enough to explain, but then you get to 
just sheer physical attributes...

I think it's been suggested that a spell might be involved. This seems 
fairly likely... Or maybe the stork brought them a baby. Or maybe they 
cut open a peach and there he was, and they just didn't like the name 
Momotaro. (10 points to anyone who gets that reference! Here's an even 
worse one... Mmm, let's put this one at 100.) Or maybe everything just 
works out if you try hard enough.

I'll bet JKR never thought this would come up!

The Random Monkey, who has probably convinced everyone here she has a 
sick mind.