[FILK] I Like Cho Chan

[Lilac]

No: HPFGUIDX 41682


I LIKE CHO CHAN

to the tune "I Like Chinese" by Monty Python

hear the original: http://www.mwscomp.com/sound.html

 

Dedicated to CMC-- thanks for the help and inspiration! 

(THE SCENE: Harry has just found out he has to ask someone to the Yule Ball, being a champion and all.  He's laying on his four-poster, thinking about his situation...)

(Spoken)

The world today is absolutely cracked, with Voldemort ready to blow me up sky high, and now I've got this Yule Ball thing to worry about...it's depressing, it's senseless, but I must admit...

(Singing)

I like Cho Chan, I like Cho Chan

I try to see her when I can

And she's always friendly when I wave with my hand 

 

I like Cho Chan, I like Cho Chan

There's 900 million suitors chasing her every day

I hope she learns to like me , that's why I say.

 

I like Cho Chan, I like Cho Chan

Her ancestors came from overseas

She's cute, and cuddly... will she ever like me?.

 

I think Cho Chan's cute.  To me she never is rude.

Think of the many things she's done to impress:

She's Ravenclaw's Seeker, and looks good in a dress.

(breaks into an improptu tap dance)

I like Cho Chan, I like Cho Chan

I'll go and beg upon my knees

"To the yule ball, will you go with me, please?" 

 

What are Cho Chan's thoughts?

She's the snitch I wish I'd caught

if anyone has anything to say about it, 

She is HOT, there ain't no doubt about it.



 

I like Cho Chan, I like Cho Chan

She's smart cuz she's in Ravenclaw

Just looking at her ties my stomach all up in knots!

 

I like Cho Chan 

I like Cho Chan

I like Cho Chan

If anyone can ask her out, I think that I can!

 

I like Cho Chan, I like Cho Chan

Her figure is guaranteed to please

It's 36-24-36, if you know what I mean!

 

I like Cho Chan, I like Cho Chan

Her smile makes me weak in the knees

She seems so very nice, I hope she isn't a tease

 

I like Cho Chan.

I like Cho Chan

I like Cho Chan....



 

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"Tut, tut --- hardly any of you remembered that my favorite color is *lilac*. I say so in Year with the Yeti." 

--Gilderoy Lockhart, COS



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