My Old Man (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 41935

My Old Man 

(to the tune of – duh! – My Old Man)

Dedicated to Rachel Bray of OSU

My old man's a Chaser, what do you think about that? 
He has a Chaser's hoot-owl, he wears a Chaser's hat. 
He rides a Chaser's broomstick, he waves a Chaser's wand
And every Saturday evening he flies with ditzy blondes. 
And someday, 
If I can, 
I'm gonna be a Chaser, the same as my old man. 

My old man's a Potions Professor, what do you think about that? 
He has a Potions Professor's hoot-owl, he wears a Potions Professor's 
hat. 
He rides a Potions Professor's broomstick, he waves a Potions 
Professor's wand, 
And every Saturday evening he drowns Nifflers in his pond. 
And someday, 
If I can,
I'm gonna be a Potions Professor, the same as my old man. 

My old man's a Death Eater Prosecutor, what do you think about that? 
He has a Death Eater Prosecutor's hoot-owl, he wears a Death Eater 
Prosecutor's hat. 
He rides a Death Eater Prosecutor's broomstick, he waves a Death 
Eater Prosecutor's wand, 
And every Saturday evening he updates his stocks and bonds. 
And someday, 
If I can,
I'm gonna be a Death Eater Prosecutor, the same as my old man.

My old man's a horrifyin' flyin' roarin' Auror from Andorra, what do 
you think about that? 
He has a horrifyin' flyin' roarin' Auror from Andorra's hoot-owl, he 
wears horrifyin' flyin' roarin' Auror from Andorra's hat. 
He rides a horrifyin' flyin' roarin' Auror from Andorra's broomstick, 
he waves a horrifyin' flyin' roarin' Auror from Andorra's wand, 
And every Saturday evening he makes movies with James Bond. 
And someday, 
If I can,
I'm gonna be a horrifyin' flyin' roarin' Auror from Andorra, the same 
as my old man.

  - CMC
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