TBAY: acronym: Equals!Ron&Hermione

[grey_wolf_c]

No: HPFGUIDX 39359

Penny Linsenmayer wrote:
> I think I need an acronym for this position, Tabouli.  Are you reading?  No, wait, Tabouli is travelling.  Any other acronym-generators?  So far, all I know is that Amy Z and I are both members of the "Ron and Hermione are Equal Best Friends to Harry" club.  We need an acronym all the same though I say.    
> 
> Penny  

The Grey Wolf, feeling lonely since his mentor and chief Tabouli had 
left Theory Bay for some much-deserved vacations, had been running all 
over the cold marshes of the North, not even listening to the calls in 
the cold, bitter wind of his homeland, his mind preocupied in such 
un-wolf-like thoughts that they bear not repeating. He had 
criss-crossed half a dozen times his hunting range, catching whatever 
animals were unlucky enough to cross it's path, eating them on the run, 
never stopping, never even slowing down to take pleasure in the food. 
However, a special visit made him suddenly stop and sit on he's 
hunches: a cat had dared come to the cold North, facing both the 
prospect of a frozen death and the danger of becoming a quick snack for 
the great wolf, to make a request. The cat, bearing a winged insignia, 
needed not speak: it's clear, sandclock-shaped eyes, spoke for 
themselves. The wolf's help was once again needed in the far, hot 
South. He may have not heard the call of the wind, but the wolf could 
not ignore the call of his honour. Once again, he disregarded the 
appalling prospect of the hot South and he speeded to fullfil his role.

Which means: Penny, I was told about you petition. Since I am the 
second member of TAGWATCH (Tabouli And Grey Wolf's Acronym Tempering 
Company Headquarters), I might be lesser known but I still bear my own 
weight in the association, even though I'm fighting my way in an alien 
language. Hope you like it.

Disclaimer: this post contains little Harry Potter related material. 
This is *wrong*. Children, don't do it at home ;-). I'd normally 
introduce this in another, canon-related, post, but I haven't the time, 
so I'm risking the wrath of the Mods. Hopefully, I won't be shouted at 
much (I was shouted enough in the last chat - see OT for directions), 
since I'm doing this because Catlady_de_los_Angeles brought it to my 
attention (I think she's a Mod herself), and I'm doing this for the 
benefit of Penny and, indirectly, AmyZ (maybe another Mod). Maybe if I 
throw around enough important names, I'll be spared... this time (take 
note, Cindy). I still promise I'll try not to do it again.

Anyway, we need an acronym about the fact that Ron and Hermione are 
equal best friends of Harry. Ummmm, let's see... I need 2 H, one E, 1 
R, an F and a B. I can do without the B, and better go for H, E, R, F 
and P. What does that suggest? Ah, yes:

H.E.A.R.T. O.F. P.L.A.T.I.N.U.M.
Hermione Equals Amicable Ron at Offering Friendship to Potter, Leaving 
Astounded Thinkers of Inequality Never Understanding its Magic.

It includes a punch for the umbelievers, suggesting that the magic of 
the relation of the triad is precisely the fact that one is not more 
"friend" of Harry than the other (well, yes, I did need to fill in a 
few letters, but it looks great nonetheless, don't you think?)

Hope that helps,

Grey Wolf, who hopes that, if Penny likes it, she will use private 
e-mail to tell him, or else he fears he'll never know.