His Parseltongue (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 40051

His Parseltongue (from GoF, Chap. 31)

(To the tune of Forever Young)

Dedicated to Pippin

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SCENE: The Great Hall. As Harry enters, DRACO (accompanied by CRABBE 
& GOYLE) mockingly reads aloud Rita Skeeter's slanderous article from 
The Daily Prophet.

DRACO
"So, the Dark Lord attacked him, his mind ain't been right since. 
His closest of companions are werewolves and fierce giants.
And he is growing more weird, don't deny it's true!
`Cause this reporter will give you her own first-hand view

DRACO, (CRABBE & GOYLE)
"He's unstable and deranged
And the thing that makes him strange:
His Parseltongue (His Parseltongue)
His Parseltongue (His Parseltongue)

DRACO
"Horrid serpents speak to him, he set them against his peers
Walk a hallway with Potter, you see him fill each heart with fear

DRACO, (CRABBE & GOYLE)
"And he screams that his scar's in pain
Mungo experts say he's insane
>From Parseltongue (From Parseltongue)
>From Parseltongue (From Parseltongue)
 
ALL
"His Parseltongue 
His Parseltongue 
Yeah!

DRACO
"The Dark Force Defense League says that boy they will interrogate 
well
But in the third task of the Tourney, will he win with Dark spells?

DRACO, (CRABBE & GOYLE)
"It's outrageous he's still loose
Can Dumbledore dare to excuse
This Parseltongue (This Parseltongue)?
This Parseltongue (This Parseltongue)?

ALL
This Parseltongue!
This Parseltongue!
This this Parseltongue!
This Parseltongue!

The Slytherin Trio dissolve in laughter, as Harry disdainfully 
ignores them, while directing Ron & Hermione to do likewise

   - CMC

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