Missing Weasley Children

[darrin_burnett]

No: HPFGUIDX 40571

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., "Linda C. McCabe" <lmccabe at s...> wrote:
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> Grey Wolf says : "I know we've had quite a bit of discussion
> regarding the likelihood
> of this naming scheme and theory since I brought it up a few weeks
> ago. After reading everyone else's thoughts I've adapted what I
> think is likely. I think they started with the alphabet scheme as
> follows: Arthur, Bill, Charlie, ?David?, (Edward) Percy, Fred, 
George
> -----Death of David and/or Weasley Grandparents who were watching 
him
> w/Dark Mark over the Burrow leading to the re-examination of naming
> scheme. Maybe it's bad luck, so they abandon it ---- Ron, Ginny"
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Darrin says:

I've GOT IT SOLVED!

Ok, let us take the first letters of all the names of the entire 
Weasley clan.

Arthur, Molly, William, Charles, Percival, Frederick, George, Ronald, 
and Virginia.

AMWCPFGRV

Now, add the name "Weasley" into the mix.

Rearrange those letters and you have:

Clergy Vamp Few Saw.

The missing Weasley child was a Squib who, shocked by the sights he 
witnessed growing up, devoted himself to the Muggle priesthood. 
Arthur and Molly, heartbroken, but wanting to do the best they could 
for their children, agreed never to contact him. Ginny has no memory 
of this brother and Ron barely remembers him. None of the others 
speak of him.

However, a half-vampire wizard known only to the Muggle world 
as "Double S", in a fit of blood hunger, turned the missing Weasley 
child into a vampire. He was last seen in Macedonia. Arthur tries to 
keep tabs on him as best he can.

I think this needs an acronym.

DARRIN, GET A LIFE DUDE

Decoding Anagram Riddle Requires Imagination, Never-ending Gumption, 
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Darrin
-- If JKR uses this, I want a royalty!