FILK: Hell's Spell

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No: HPFGUIDX 35903

Based on the lyrics of AC/DC's "Hells Bells", a song that can 
definitely do Voldemort-style evil justice, plus the voice of AC/DC's 
Brian Johnson is pretty high (though maybe not cold) anyway.

Scene: The dark and stormy (for the purpose of this filk) night of 
Halloween, 1981(?).  Voldemort is heading for Godric's Hollow.

(*moody, slowly building opening as each instrument takes its place 
in the song, when they all come together, Voldemort begins singing)

Voldemort:

Through the rolling thunder and pouring rain
Gonna cause the Potters major pain
Wormtail told me the place they'd hide
Kid's only one, but he's gonna die

Pre-chorus:

Oh, won't take no prisoners, might spare one life
If Lily don't put up a fight
Got this spell to send the Potters to Hell
Avada Kedavra, now it's gotcha

Chorus:

Hell's Spell
Oh, Hell's Spell
They got me cursin' Hell's Spell
Their ending is nigh, Hell's Spell

Won't Crucio anyone this time
Just the green light for those friends of mine
Watch me kill these three fools fighting for the light
And then this Halloween brings eternal night

Pre-chorus:

Oh, won't take no prisoners, might spare her life
But the chances of that are slight
Ohhhhh, it's the highest Unforgiveable spell
Avada Kedavra's gonna swat ya

Chorus:

Hell's Spell
Oh, Hell's Spell
Soon they'll be facin' Hell's Spell
My body count's high with Hell's Spell

(*eruptive, evil guitar solo as Voldemort passes a sign that says 
Godric's Hollow, now approaching the Potter cottage*)

Hell's Spell
Voldy's comin' for you
Hell's Spell
I'm going in now
Hell's Spell
I see James inside
Hell's Spell
And now he dies!

Hell's Spell
I'm heading upstairs
Hell's Spell
She's waiting right there
Hell's Spell
Begging, goes down in shock
Hell's Spell
There's no way to block

(*Voldemort is anguished to find there IS a way to block it*)

Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

(*Untimely ripped from his body, Voldemort gets out one last scream:

Hell's Spell!!!!!!!!!!

*and then, in his incorporeal form, runs(?) madly away*)

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Kudos to Marina for the best FILK ever ("I am the very model"--I LOVE 
Gilbert and Sullivan).  Night all.

Devin