[HPforGrownups] FILK: "I Am the Very Model of an Anti-Hero Archetype"

[Edblanning at aol.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 35924

In a message dated 28/02/02 22:24:04 GMT Standard Time, editor at texas.net 
writes:


> I am truly sorry, I am. But I can't help myself, this is a true work of
> genius and must be saluted as such, even though I have absolutely nothing of
> substance to add. Bravo, bravo, bravo! This one's getting printed out and
> stuck on the wall above my desk. At home *and* at work.
> 
> --Amanda
> 

Yep. Sheer genius. I've already printed mine out.
But you can't stop there, Marina.
How about a song for the trio, based on Three Little Girls from School? And 
Tabouli could have, 'I am the Captain of the Lollipop (and a right good 
captain too), or else Karkaroff could have it (I am the Captain of the 
Durmstrang Ship). Sirius could have 'Poor, Wandering One'. Crouch, of course, 
would Have his Little List. Fudge could have the one in which, 'He led his 
regiment from behind, he found it less exciting'. (Sorry, I'm not as au fait 
with G&S as I used to be, I used too know huge chunks off by heart. Yea, I 
know, sad isn't it?) Let's not forget the animals: 'I'm called Mrs Norris, 
dear Mrs Norris, though I shall never know why'   Yes... whole operettas to 
be rewritten. Well, don't let me delay you any more, Marina... Your mission, 
should you choose to accept it....:-)

In admiration, 
Eloise


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