Flying Hedgehogs, Popping Percy

[Tabouli]

No: HPFGUIDX 36235

Elkins:
>  I hereby nominate Meglet for membership in the Order of the 
Flying Hedgehog.  She has not only confessed to secret thoughts 
of "Albus Dumbledore Is Ever So Evil;" she even found a nice bit of 
canon to back it up!  (...) > Give the lady a...er...well, what precisely
 *does* one get when one joins the ranks of the OFH, anyway?  (Other than a nervous tic, 
that is.)<

Weeeell, we could always stick with tradition and design a badge bearing a flying hedgehog with the following legend encircling it:

F.L.Y.I.N.G.H.E.D.G.E.H.O.G. (Fearful League Yabbering "Innocent Narratives Generally Harbour Enemies, Death-eaters, Grim Henchmen Or Gangsters")

Then again, we could go to Captain Charis and get her to design a soft toy, perhaps something in a delicate shade of pale pink with the spikes replaced by a shock of long hot pink fur, enhanced by a pair of twinkly silver fairy wings...

Ama:
> And I do think F&G would continue to want Percy
around; they may consider him a pompous fool, but he's
their pompous fool. (...) 

> I don't think Percy's pomposity is caused by the
twin's harrassment; I think it's the other way around!
 I think Percy's vainglorious nature is just a red
flag waving at the twins, making him an irresistible
target.  No, no, a red balloon to be popped!  As soon
as he puffs up, the twins ready their pins!  That's
how I see their relationship.<

(Tabouli grins appreciatively)  Well said, well said.  And if, perhaps, some of their pins are a bit sharper that is really called for, that's only age-appropriate, after all.  The line between Retribution Mischievious and Retribution Malicious can be blurry, especially for the recipient...

Tabouli.


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