Professor Norris?

[Tabouli]

No: HPFGUIDX 36255

Hahaaa... just thought of a truly sinister new FLIRTIAC twist!  OK, so I've mostly theorised so far that Mrs Norris, cat-cursed lover of Filch's, was a Muggle woman.  But...

...perhaps she isn't!  Perhaps she's really a witch, a talented Auror from the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, who was forced into an abusive marriage to the evil Mr Norris by her parents who refused to let her marry a Squib!  Then we have the usual scene where Mr Norris catches her with Filch, turns her into a cat with a curse that can only be undone by Filch (ooohoo, nasty), and Filch snatches up his furry beloved and seeks sanctuary with Dumbledore.  For years he pleads with Dumbledore, who alone of all wizards has the power to undo the curse, but to no avail: as a witch who betrayed a secret Death-Eater, says Albus, she is safer as a cat.

In Harry's fifth year, however, the situation is too serious.  Dumbledore can no longer justify keeping talented a witch hidden in feline form, and reunites Filch with his beloved in human form, thus gaining a new member of staff... Professor Norris, the new and female professor teaching Defence Against the Dark Arts!

Yeahhh...

Tabouli.


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