I'm baaack... and a FILK: Azkaban Cell

[marinafrants]

No: HPFGUIDX 36297

Wow, you guys sure posted a lot while I was off on vacation.  While 
I'm catching up, here's a filk I wrote on the plane home from London:

Azkaban Cell
to the tune of Heartbreak Hotel
Scene: a cell in Azkaban (Duh!).  Mrs. LeStrange is singing about 
her fate.

MRS. LESTRANGE:
Well, since the Dark Lord's left us
I've been sentenced to this hell,
Surrounded by Dementor guards in
An Azkaban cell.

It gets so gloomy in here,
It gets so gloomy,
It gets so gloomy, I could scream.

The corridors are crowded
With Dementors giving flak
To all the true Death Eaters
And that loser Sirius Black.

It gets so gloomy in here,
It gets so gloomy,
It gets so gloomy, I could scream.

The inmates' screams are ringing,
We all feel oh-so-blue,
We've been so long in Azkaban,
Our brains have turned to glue.

It gets so gloomy in here,
It gets so gloomy,
It gets so gloomy, I could scream.

Hey now, if the Aurors catch you
And your Lord you will not sell,
You'll spend your life locked up in here in
An Azkaban cell.

You'll feel so gloomy in here,
You'll geel so gloomy,
You'll feel so gloomy that you'll scream.


Marina
rusalka at ix.netcom.com