FILK: If I Had 1,000,000 Galleons

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No: HPFGUIDX 36446

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Hi all I thought I share my littke filk with you all. It's based on 
the Barenaked Ladies song "If I Had $1,000,000."  Hope it gives you a 
bit of a giggle. 

Enjoy!
Kristin

SCENE: Ron singing to Hermione and Harry in the Gryffindor common 
room late one night. 


If I Had 1,000,000 Galleons By Not BNL 


If I had 1,000,000 galleons (If I had 1,000,000 galleons) 
I'd buy you a castle (I would buy you a castle) 

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (If I had 1,000,000 galleons) 
I'd buy you furniture for your castle (Maybe a nice chesterfield or 
an ottoman) 

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (If I had 1,000,000 galleons) 
I'd buy you a Firebolt (a nice Reliant racing broom) 

If I had 1,000,000 galleons, I'd buy your love. 

If I had 1,000,000 galleons, I'd build a tree fort in our yard 
If I had 1,000,000 galleons, You could help, it wouldn't be that hard 

If I had 1,000,000 galleons, Maybe we could put a refrigerator in 
there, wouldn't that be fabulous 

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (If I had 1,000,000 galleons) 
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel) 

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (If I had 1,000,000 galleons) 
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a fairy or a hippogriff) 

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (if I had 1,000,000 galleons) 
I'd buy you You-Know-Who's remains (All them crazy snaky bones) 

If I had 1,000,000 galleons, I'd buy your love. 

If I had 1,000,000 galleons, we wouldn't have to walk to the Diagon 
Alley 

If I had 1,000,000 galleons, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs 
more. 

If I had 1,000,000 galleons We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. 

But we would. (Just more of it) We'd actually make the tree fort from 
the first chorus out of it. Mmm. 

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (If I had 1,000,000 galleons) 
I'd buy you a Green Cloak (but not a real Green Cloak, that's cruel) 

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (If I had 1,000,000 galleons) 
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Dumbledore) 

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (If I had 1,000,000 galleons) 
I'd buy you a dragon (haven't you always wanted a dragon?) 

If I had, 1,000,000 galleons, If I had 1,000,000 galleons If I had, 
1,000,000 galleons If I had 1,000,000 galleons, I'd be rich.