Something (FILK)

[pippin_999]

No: HPFGUIDX 36468

Something (in the stuff she brewed)
A filk by Pippin
to the tune of the Beatles' Something 

The Scene: Moaning Myrtle's Bathroom, Christmas Day, 1992

HARRY and RON:
Something in the stuff she brewed
Has given us the perfect cover
Something in the stuff she brewed us

RON:
You look just like Goyle right now
HARRY:
I don't want to look and how

HERMIONE
(from her stall)
One glass of this polyjuice
And I'll be going undercover
One glass and I'll (erp!) --  excuse  me.

RON and HARRY:
She wont go with us to see
What's up with Hermione?

(One hour later)

HERMIONE:
So, did you find out who's the heir?
RON and HARRY:
We don't know, we don't know
HERMIONE:
I think this wasn't Millie's hair
MYRTLE:
Now you've got a tail, ho! ho!

HERMIONE:
Something in that stuff I brewed
has given me a spot of bother
Something in the stuff  has
-- Dear me!

I don't want to leave here now
I don't want to leave and how
(Meow! Meow! Meow!)
(Meow! Meow! Meow!)