Shakesperian Scene (quasi-filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 36841

Act 4, Scene 1 A cavern. In the middle, a boiling cauldron.

Thunder. Enter the three Slytherins

MALFOY
Thrice the Bulstrode cat hath mew'd.

CRABBE
Thrice and once has Hedwig whined.

GOYLE
Salazar cries 'Tis time, 'tis time.

CRABBE
Crabbe plus Goyle then Draco 
Now about the cauldron throw
Book unread by Hermy-own-ee,
DVD of Sorcerer's Stone-y,
Missing toe of Scabbers Rat
Boil thou first in Slytherin's vat.

ALL
Dabble, dabble, Goyle and Crab'll;
Fires burn as psychos babble.

GOYLE
Sign of Little Whinging snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Test of NEWTs and Wart of Hog,
Flea from Animagic dog,
Moldy robes and Bertie's Beans
Prefect's badge, Canary Creams
For a curse increasingly grimmer
In this hell-broth broil and simmer

ALL
Dribble, dribble, quibble with Sibyll;
Harry's troubles ain't with Tribbles.

MALFOY
In our potion next I splash 
Leather slacks I wore in Slash,
Milkbone on which Fluffy chews
Fanfic starring Mary Sue
Choc'late bar of Remus Lupin
Winky's bowl that she slurps soup in
Out-takes from The Chamber's scripts
News of Ron & Hermy ships
Old PlayStation smashed by Dudley
Critter that Hagrid thinks cuddly
Snitch that scored in Chudley win
Piece of Viktor Krum sharkfin
Riddle's message Ginny scrawled on
For the ingredients of our cauldron.

ALL
Neville, Devil's Coils and Trevor;
Revel we in our endeavors.

GOYLE
Pound it with a Mudblood's thud,
Then the charm is firm and good.

MALFOY (exultantly)
By the succumbing of this prick
I've perfected Dark Magic!

Exeunt omnes

  - CMC

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