[HPforGrownups] Re: Snape's oily hair

[IAmLordCassandra at aol.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 37164

In a message dated 3/26/2002 12:03:17 AM Eastern Standard Time, 
editor at texas.net writes:


> Kendra said
> 
> > Yes, I have known people with excessivly oily hair also, but wouldn't it
> > look much nicer, and much less "dirty" if Snape kept it shorter? Mayhap
> > long hair is in vogue at Hogwarts, at least in Snape's mind, but, if my
> > hair always looked like I coated it in oil, I would tend to keep it 
> short!

--Amandageist wrote: 

> 
> Where did you get the impression that Snape gives a tinker's damn about 
> what
> anyone thinks? Others' opinions of his appearance is probably just below 
> his
> concern for Neville's feelings or his fear of offending Lupin. This thread
> is ranging far into the ridiculous.
> 
> 

Alright. If you think that's ridiculous, you'll think this is completely 
insane. My friend Grace and I were reading with this and came up with an 
idiotic theory with no evidence behind it save for what two silly women with 
a free evening came up with. Hower, it is a theory, even if it would be scary 
if it were true. 

Ok, our theory is that Snape doesn't wash his hair because that's where his 
pleasure sensor is and he thinks that if he washes it too much he'll lose his 
vindictive, bad-ass attitude. 

I hope I won't get into trouble for being so pointless. Chances are I'm drunk 
right now and will regret it in the morning. Cheers!

~Cassie and Grace-Two girls who plan on washing Snape's hair until he purrs~ 


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