FILK: Floatin' out in Theory Bay

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No: HPFGUIDX 38602

Floatin' out in Theory Bay
To the tune of "Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay" by Otis Redding

Rafts and kayaks, ships and boats,
We'll be boardin' anything that floats.
Watchin' the theories grow;
What the next one will be, we don't know.
Yea,
We're floatin' out in Theory Bay,
Watchin' the can(n)ons fire away.
Oooh
We're just floatin' out in Theory Bay
Till Book Five.

Who was kissin' Florence
That time when Bertha spied?
Will Ron ever turn on Harry?
Did Snape switch sides when the Potters died?
We're all just stuck here floatin' out in Theory Bay,
Watching the can(n)ons fire away.
Oooh
We're floatin' out in Theory Bay 
Till Book Five.

Phoenix isn't comin' out.
No word from Scholastic Press.
We don't know the way that the plot's gonna go,
So all we can do is guess.
Yes
Floatin' here, tradin' quips,
Watchin' George hop from ship to ship.
Yes
Pullin' the flamingoes' tails,
Drapin' FEATHERBOAS o'er the rails.
We're all just floatin' out in Theory Bay,
Watching the can(n)ons fire away.
Oooh,
Floatin' out in Theory Bay,
Till Book Five.

Marina
rusalka at ix.netcom.com