It’s By Barty (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 38694

I continue to ruthlessly exploit the consonance between the 
words "Barty" and "party".

It's By Barty (from GoF)

(to the tune of It's My Party)

Dedicated to Tabouli

Hear the original at:

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SYNOPSIS: The TRIO are baffled by the mysterious disappearance of 
Barty Crouch, Sr. 

RON & HERMIONE 
Nobody knows why Crouch Senior is gone
But he still sends his owls
When we ask Percy of him 
With sheer annoyance he howls:

PERCY (brandishing a letter)
It's by Barty, and he writes when he wants to
Writes when he wants to, writes when he wants to
I'm in command cause I know Crouch's hand

HARRY
The Prefect's bathroom I'm leaving one night
I gave the egg clue some thought
But then I glanced at my Map
And saw his name on a Dot

It says Barty, and the Dungeon he hunts through 
Dungeon he hunts through, Dungeon he hunts through
If he's caught flu, why's he playing gumshoe?

I told Moody that Crouch had come by
He looked alarmed at the name
He said that Crouch is the guy
Who puts all Aurors to shame 

(HARRY gives the Map to MOODY and exits)

"MOODY" 
It's my father, and he'll die when I find him
Die when I find him, die when I find him
And with this Map, he'll be easy to trap!
 
   - CMC

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