TBAY: The Night The Jabberknoll Screamed
cindysphynx
cindysphynx at comcast.net
Sun May 19 17:40:47 UTC 2002
No: HPFGUIDX 38890
Well, nothing clears the mind like having a yellow flag bounced
directly off your *skull*, I always say. ;-)
I have decided to use the resulting lucid moment to think through
what might have happened the night the Longbottoms were tortured.
In my never-ending quest to establish the canonical authenticity of
Reverse Memory Charm Neville, I have re-worked MATCHINGARMCHAIR
(Marooned at the Court Hearing, Ill-fated Neville Got a Reverse
Memory Charm, Hatching Amnesia-Invoking Results) to beef up the
canon substantially.
Before we dive into this, I feel obligated to warn you all in
advance. The Night The Jabberknoll Screamed was a gruesome
evening. Not pretty. As bad as they come. Have your FEATHERBOAS
at the ready, because you might need them to comfort yourselves when
you're at home. In your bed. All alone. In the dark.
****************
By way of background, I believe that there are lots of reasons to
dismiss the idea that Neville received a Traditional Memory Charm
(the kind Bertha Jorkins received) that impaired his magical ability
and memory. Thankfully, Elkins covered many of these objections in
the fabulous Memory Charm Symposium (Messages 38,812, 38,813 and
38,848). I have repeatedly and steadfastly maintained that (1) the
Traditional Memory Charm theory is too obvious and therefore is not
JKR's style; (2) that Neville was likely too young to have
remembered the torture and so did not need a Benevolent Memory
Charm; (3) if the Pensieve Four were to trouble themselves with
Neville, they would have simply killed him; and (4) most Memory
Charm theories aren't very Bangy and don't properly account for how
the Pensieve Four were apprehended. That last is a controversial
claim, to be sure, but it needs to be said. ;-)
Now. If Neville doesn't have a Traditional Memory Charm, then what
does he have? I have always advocated the Reverse Memory Charm.
But it is actually *more* likely that Neville was given a Memory
Charm Potion which is, I contend, a potion that *enhances* memory
so that witnesses can recount events.
And the key to it all is the Jabberknoll. According to Fantastic
Beasts and Where To Find Them, p. 23. "Jobberknoll: "The Jobberknoll
(northern Europe and America) is a tiny blue, speckled bird which
eats small insects. It makes no sound until the moment of its death,
at which point it lets out a long scream made up of every sound it
has ever heard, regurgitated backwards. Jobberknoll
feathers are used in Truth Serums and Memory Potions."
With that canon on the table and our FEATHERBOAs in our laps, here's
what I think happened the night the Longbottoms were tortured.
***************
Frank is home with his family after another long day at the office,
and the Longbottoms are doing whatever it is that wizard families do
in their spare time. Now that Voldemort has fallen and, in
Dumbledore's words, "everyone thought they were safe", the
Longbottoms pay a lot less attention to home security than they once
did.
This proves to be a costly mistake.
The Pensieve Four (the Lestranges, Crouch Jr. and Fourth Man) show
up and barge their way into the Longbottom home. Why don't the
Longbottoms flee? Who knows. Maybe they were asleep and the
Pensieve Four sneaked up on them. Maybe they were friendly with one
of the Pensieve Four (Fourth Man or Crouch Jr.). Take your pick.
Now personally, I like to think that Crouch Jr., being young and
impressionable, is the key to how the Pensieve Four got the drop on
the Longbottoms. Sirius tells us that Crouch Jr. "was caught with a
group of Death Eaters who'd managed to talk their way out of
Azkaban." This suggests that the other three had been sent to
Azkaban, but Crouch Jr. had not. He was a neophyte to being an Evil
DE. Or he was totally innocent and had no idea *why* Mrs. Lestrange
was so interested in finding the Longbottom home, but he agreed to
help out.
Besides, it certainly makes sense that Popular Auror Frank would
know Crouch Sr., the head of Magical Law Enforcement, and therefore
know Crouch Sr.'s family including Crouch Sr.'s accomplished young
namesake. After all, Crouch Sr. babbles to Harry that he is proud
of his son and says, "My wife and son will be arriving shortly, we
are attending a concert with Mr. and Mrs. Fudge." If Crouch Jr.
socializes with the future Minister of Magic, it isn't such a
stretch to think that he also knows the Longbottoms.
Yup, that's right. We have ourselves yet another Ambush! Crouch
Jr. set up Frank Longbottom! Crouch Jr. shows up on the doorstep,
Frank recognizes him immediately as Crouch Sr.'s terrific boy and
swings the door open. Oh yeah. That's what we need another
Ambush scenario! Before the Longbottoms can apparate away or escape
or do anything else, they've all been captured.
Mrs. Lestrange, who is probably the ringleader based on her Take-
Charge Demeanor in the Pensieve, starts off with the Imperius
Curse. Now, there's nothing in canon that says anyone used the
Imperius Curse on the Longbottoms. But come now. The logical way
to get the information out of the Longbottoms is with the Imperius
Curse. It's fast, and it's a whole lot more quiet and easy on the
nerves than all that ear-splitting crying and screaming.
But the Imperius Curse doesn't work, does it? That's because Frank
and his wife have *no idea* where Voldemort is. I mean, really. If
popular Frank the Auror knew Voldemort's whereabouts, Frank would go
finish off Voldemort himself. Frank wouldn't stay home eating
comfort food with his family. Frank doesn't resist the Imperius
Curse (oh, he tries, though, he really does), and Frank is not
playing the hero; he just doesn't have the information.
Now I take note of Elkins' recent suggestion that Aurors probably
are trained to resist the Imperius Curse and can't easily be
controlled by it. Ah, but they can! When Dumbledore finds Real
Moody in the trunk, he says, "Stunned controlled by the Imperius
Curse . . . " Nah, Mrs. Lestrange ought to know to at least *try*
the Imperius Curse (perhaps after Stunning Frank) before taking it
to the next level the Cruciatus Curse.
Anyway, Mrs. Lestrange, perhaps thinking that Frank is just
resisting the Imperius Curse, decides to turn up the heat. She was
never one to take "no" for an answer, unfortunately. She starts
hitting Frank with the Cruciatus Curse. Again and again and again,
he swears that he doesn't know where Voldemort is, and each time he
says this, he gets another Cruciatus blast. Mrs. Lestrange doesn't
believe a word Frank is saying, and the unspeakable torture just
goes on and on and on. Finally, Frank collapses into a wreck of a
wizard who doesn't even move or make a sound when Mrs. Lestrange
hits him with the Cruciatus Curses. Frank is Finished.
Mrs. Lestrange is getting rather panicky now, isn't she? I mean,
she talked her way out of Azkaban specifically to find Voldemort,
she hatched the "Torture Frank Half To Death Plan" and it *isn't
working*. Desperate, she turns to Frank's wife (which is really a
long shot anyway because Frank's wife is almost certainly just
Frank's wife and not an Auror). Mrs. Lestrange figures it is worth
a shot, on the off chance that Frank said something Important to his
wife. After a long while, a very long while, Mrs. Longbottom
succumbs and collapses on the floor with Frank. She, too, is
Finished.
This is just not working out *at all*, Mrs. Lestrange decides. In
retrospect, she realizes that it was a mistake to start off
torturing Frank -- now he is useless for anything other than
satisfying the intellectual curiosity of the doctors at St.
Mungos. "I was *never* any good at making decent plans," she
chastises herself. "That's how I wound up in Azkaban in the first
place; when will I ever learn? I am so darn *impulsive*. I have
*got* to start writing things down and working out the details
*beforehand*," she mutters to herself.
She surveys the situation. There is an 18-month old toddler in the
corner, crying, sucking his thumb. There are two adults catatonic
on the floor. There is nothing to be gained by torturing the tyke;
there is nothing to be gained by killing the tyke because he is too
young to give evidence against her. So the Pensieve Four just
leave, taking care to fire the Dark Mark into the sky over the
Longbottom's house, just because . . . well, that's what Death
Eaters *do*, isn't it?
Before you know it, owls are arriving at MoM carrying panicked
messages about the Dark Mark over the Longbottom's house. The
citizens are coming unhinged at the sight of the Dark Mark again.
Moody, the best of the Aurors, is dispatched to investigate. But
guess who else shows up at the Longbottoms' house?
Snape.
Snape, the former DE, the nosy Hogwarts professor who spies for
Dumbledore. Severus "I'll do anything to be awarded The Order of
Merlin" Snape. The guy who given to trying to bring in the bad guys
himself, like he tried to do with Quirrel/Lupin/Black. It is common
knowledge by this point that Snape is a former DE who spied for
Dumbledore before Voldemort fell. Moody, as we learn in the
Pensieve scene, Doesn't Care For Our Dear Severus. Not at all.
What do Moody and Snape find in the Longbottoms' house? Two inert
people and a little kid. No sign of forced entry, even. They have
no idea at all what even *happened*. They try "Ennervate" on the
Longbottoms, and nothing happens -- they don't even *move*. Moody
and Snape are getting mighty worried by this point. It is quiet --
deadly quiet.
That's when they hear the faint chirping. Frank Longbottom keeps a
Jabberknoll. This makes perfect sense, when you think about it.
Frank is an Auror, and he needs to have a supply of Truth Serum for
interrogating suspects. Jabberknoll feathers are needed for making
this Truth Serum, so Frank has a Jabberknoll, which is quite at home
in Northern Europe anyway.
But why doesn't Mrs. Lestrange notice the Jabberknoll? Ah, well.
Criminals do tend to make these hideous mistakes, don't they? The
Jabberknoll is tiny, so she simply may have overlooked it, and she
couldn't make out the chirp of a tiny bird what with all of that
tortured *shrieking and begging* going on. Besides, Moody and Snape
both know all about Jabberknolls, so they know to look around for
one.
Moody and Snape consider. They know that if they kill the
Jabberknoll, it will regurgitate every sound it has ever heard
backward. They know what they have to do. Snape grabs the tiny
Jabberknoll and enthusiastically rings the neck of the Longbottom
family pet.
<Cindy pauses to gaze out the window of the mental image of Snape
rubbing out a tiny, helpless blue bird>
The Jabberknoll starts regurgitating the sounds of the attack on the
Longbottoms. It is pretty much non-stop shrieking interspersed with
the sounds of the Longbottoms begging for their lives, and it goes
on for a long, long time. As chilling as this is, it tells Snape
and Moody what they need to know the Longbottoms were tortured for
a very long time. And Snape and Moody can hear the voices of four
assailants.
But who are the Four Assailants? That's the problem. Snape and
Moody have no physical description, and they darn sure can't
recognize the voices or make out the words coming out of the
Jabberknoll in reverse. The trail is cold already.
Unless . . . unless . . . Moody can persuade Snape to make a Memory
Potion and feed it to the only witness Neville. A Memory Potion
to be made from the feathers of the Jabberknoll Snape just
executed. A Memory Potion that will enhance Neville's memory so
that he can state exactly what happened that night.
Oh, Snape wants no part of this, does he? Snape will rub out a
little birdie, but he's not up for harming Frank Longbottom's son.
The Longbottoms were *popular* and Snape doesn't want to be
responsible for what happens to Neville if something goes wrong.
Snape has no idea what will happen to Neville if he is given a
Memory Potion. Aurors have only used that potion on adults, not
little kids. No telling what kind of damage will occur if this
potion is used on a small child.
Moody and Snape argue, with Moody questioning Snape's loyalty and
all. You think Snape and Moody tangled in "The Egg and the Eye?"
That was *nothing* compared to the confrontation here where Moody is
trying to get Snape to use a Memory Potion on a toddler.
Then, Crouch Sr. shows up. Crouch Sr. will stop at *nothing* to
catch Dark Wizards, and judging by the flock of owls that were
streaming into MoM that night, there's going to be some *serious*
pressure for an arrest. "Power hungry" Crouch Sr. isn't going to
let one little toddler stand between him and being Minister of
Magic, is he? We're talking about "very harsh measures against
Voldemort's supporters" Crouch. "Fought violence with violence"
Crouch. "Ruthless and cruel" Crouch. Crouch Sr. *orders* Snape to
make the Memory Potion right then, and Snape, never being willing to
stand up to authority (as demonstrated by his allowing Fudge to
bring a dementor into the castle in GoF), caves and does what he is
told.
Snape makes the Memory Potion, which causes Neville to be able to
communicate exactly what happened. But Snape was right about the
side effects Neville`s memory and magical ability are in fact
compromised. Neville's memory of the torture has been permanently
enhanced, and he hears the screams of his parents to this day. Ever
since Snape gave the potion to Neville against his better judgment,
Snape is searching for some sort of potion that will reverse the
effects of the Memory Potion on Neville. So far, no luck.
Neville in GoF and PoA displays tremendous fear of Snape and
Moody. And for good reason, I think. Indeed, I like Elkins' idea
that Neville has been crying in the scene where Crouch/Moody takes
Neville to his office for tea. Crouch/Moody knows perfectly well
that Neville fingered him all those years ago. So, no, Crouch/Moody
doesn't give Neville a Memory Charm to help him. And Crouch/Moody
doesn't enhance Neville's Memory Charm because Neville doesn't
*have* a Traditional Memory Charm.
No, Crouch/Moody explains what happened The Night The Jabberknoll
Screamed. After all, Snape, Moody, and Crouch Sr. are the only ones
who even know about this Memory Potion. Crouch Jr. learns about the
whole thing from Real Moody. Crouch/Moody explains to Neville what
happened that night and explains that Neville had his memory
enhanced with the Memory Potion. Does this make Neville feel
better? Heck yeah! Now Neville knows he helped avenge his parents,
and he knows all of his problems are *not his fault*. Crouch/Moody
wins Neville's trust. Winning Neville's trust proves to be rather
useful, doesn't it?
Now, I'd like to be able to take credit for the whole Memory Potion
thing. I really would. But I can't. No, the person who first
proposed a Memory Potion (so far as I know) as an alternative to a
Reverse Memory Charm is one of the leading experts on Memory Charms
Elkins! Here's a bit of what Elkins wrote in Message 35,902:
>The Reverse Memory thing wasn't actually a
>charm at all. It was a *potion.*
<large snip>
>And that's the real reason why Snape's so cranky about Neville's
>incompetence in his potions class, you see. That's *guilt,* is what
>that is. Guilt, and anger that he was made to look like such an
>incompetent by that blithering moron Crouch, who simply *would* not
>listen to him when he had tried to explain that his tests had not
>yet been completed, and that he could not therefore make any
>promises at all that his new potion would not, in fact, turn the
>boy's brain to mush.
>It's also why Dumbledore's asking him to brew up that Wolfsbane
>Potion for Lupin was such a very big deal to Snape, and why he
>became so very irritable when Lupin seemed to be hesitating before
>gulping it down. And why it was really quite kind of Dumbledore to
>insist on using Snape's "strongest" Veritaserum on Crouch at the
>end of GoF.
>That was a gesture of trust, that was. And I'm sure that Severus
>appreciated it.
Why, thank you, Elkins! Couldn't have said it better myself!
Cindy (who desperately wants to make Moody Ever So Evil in this
theory, but who thinks it best to introduce these things very slowly)
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