FILK: Hermione

[marinafrants]

No: HPFGUIDX 39003

I've been wanting to do a Hermione filk for ages, but couldn't come 
up with a tune that properly expressed my enthusiasm for the 
character.  I think I finally got it, though.

Hermione
To the tune of "Prince Ali" from Disney's Aladdin.

Scene: Harry, Ron, Neville, Fred, George and Remus Lupin sing the 
praises of Hermione.  The Slytherins offer an opposing view.

EVERYONE:
Three cheers! For Hermione!
Three cheers! For Hermione!

F&G:
Yo! See her go in and out of class!
No trick,
See her kick
Academic ass!
Don't try 
To compete, she'll make you look a fool.

NL:
Step up!
Show your pride!
We've got on our side
The cleverest witch in school.

R&H:
Hermione! Brilliant she!
Hermione Granger.
She's the best, aces each test
Consummately.
If you need help with a spell,
Just ask this magical belle,
Her brain with more facts is swelled than a library!

Hermione! Genius she!
Hermione Granger.
It's quite plain she is a brain of high degree.
Faced with a hint or a clue,
She always knows what to do.
Who'll always be smarter than you?
Hermione!

F&G:
She's got a hundred and fifty IQ points.
Logic puzzles she solves on the fly.
She is open to differing viewpoints.
Academic whiz,
That's what she is, from Charms to Arithmancy.

RL:
Hermione! Clever is she,
Hermione Granger.
Without a doubt she figured out my lycanthropy.
The gal with the bushy locks
Is sure to knock off your socks.
I'm here to tell you she rocks, Hermione!

SLYTHERINS:
Ooh, that Granger, she thinks she is so smart,
But we know she's a Muggle-born upstart.
Everything about that girl is just annoying.
She's a Mudblood, she's a worthless nothin'
When she comes around we feel like cussin'
'Cause our academic standing she's destroying.

R&H (NL)
She can help you with Charms and with Potions.
(She's always helpful! So very helpful!)
On her intellect we all agree.
(She's brilliant, so brilliant.)
She can coach you in proper wand motions.
('Cause she knows them all.)
We have to aver our respect for her,
We're just bursting with pride in Hermione! Hermione!

EVERYBODY (Except the Slytherins)
Hermione! Wonderful she,
Hermione Granger.
Stunned us all at the Yule Ball with her beauty.
The fellows all were struck dumb
To see her dancing with Krum.
She brought it off with panache and grace,
But she's so much more than a pretty face,
She's a loyal pal, she's a stand-up gal,
To our success she is key!
Three cheers for Hermione!

Marina
rusalka at ix.netcom.com