Just One of Those Things (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 46093

Just One of Those Things

To The Tune of Cole Porter's Just One of Those Things (specifically, 
Louis Armstrong's rendition, unfortunately not available on line as 
far as I can tell)

Dedicated to Audra

Hear a MIDI at: 

http://www.garyw0001.com/GMIDI/JustOneG.html

Les Brown sings it at:

http://www.hhbrandy.addr.com/swing2.html

Sinatra sings it at:

http://pgoh.free.fr/just_one.html


THE SCENE: HAGRID's hut. HAGRID is relaxing contentedly, when his 
door is suddenly burst open by The TRIO.

HARRY: Hagrid, you're back! Thank goodness you're OK!
RON: Everyone said that some horrible beast seized you last night and 
dragged you off deep into the Forbidden Forest!
HERMIONE: Hagrid, what was it?

HAGRID (music)
It was just one of those Things
Just one with those bat-like wings
One of those creatures so interesting
Just one of those Things

It was just one of those frights 
Just one of those hideous blights 
Something straight out of "The Lord of the Rings"
Just one of those Things

And it threw a fit, as it scratched and bit
As we wrestled over the ground 
I was close to death for its raging breath
Was too hot, wouldn't cool down

It was gruesome and a threat
I'm hoping it'll be a great pet
It is such fun
`Cause it is just one of those Things

(Enter The Thing, which bounds over to HAGRID, and nuzzles him 
affectionately. Exit the TRIO, screaming in horror) 

    -	CMC (OK, now it's back to the Beatles)

HARRY POTTER FILKS 
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/hpfilks.htm