Magical History Bore (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 46282

Magical History Bore

Dedicated to Lilac (as she is about to join the august company of Fab 
Four Filkers)

To the tune of Magical Mystery Tour by the – hmm, the name of the 
group's on the tip of my tongue



Hear the original at:

http://www.geocities.com/michellesrockinatoz/RealAudio.html


THE SCENE: History of Magic class. Students mourn (not very deeply, 
though ) the sudden death of the History of Magic professor, BINNS. 
As the await the arrival of their new substitute, the ghost of BINNS 
make his first appearance as walks through the blackboard 


BINNS	
Rise up, rise up as  the History bore.
Rise up, rise up as  the History bore.
Rise up for I'm an apparition, Rise up as the History bore.
Rise up I'll speak sans intermission Rise up as the History bore.
The Magical History bore is going to talk here all day
Going to talk here all day

Rise up, rise up as the History bore.
Rise up, rise up as the History bore.
Rise up I'll give you dreary things to read, rise up as the History 
bore.
Rise up stupefaction guaranteed, rise up as the History bore.
The Magical History bore is wanting to talk here all day
Wanting to talk here all day

Rise up, rise up as the History bore.
Rise up, rise up as the History bore.
Rise up as a new emanation, rise up as the History bore.
Rise up for massive annotation, rise up as the History bore.
The Magical History bore, for dying won't take me away,
Dying won't take me away, take me away



(Binns launches into a lecture about the 11th Century Goblin fiscal 
policy and taxation reform which lulls everyone into a deep slumber)

    -	CMC (I love history, myself)

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