(FILK)Rita Skeeter

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 46310

How about another one to get your morning going?


Rita Skeeter

(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Helter Skelter_ by the Beatles)

Popularized by Charles Manson...(oh, that was mean of me)

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Harry:

You come up to me and you say that you're wanting a quote
Then I look and I see what your magic quill wrote
I'm surprised what I see, it's all nothing but lies
Yeah, yeah, yeah

"What made you decide to enter, now?
We all know that you really weren't allowed
There's no need to be scared 'bout getting in trouble
You know our readers really love a rebel"
Rita Skeeter, Rita Skeeter, Rita Skeeter, yeah

"Are you, aren't you feeling a bit nervous?
Would you say you're being ambitious?
Tell me can you remember your parents?
How'd you think they'd feel at this moment?"
Watch out!  Rita Skeeter, Rita Skeeter, Rita Skeeter

The next day I read the news clip in the Daily Prophet
You have twisted my words, this is not what I said
Everyone's mad at me, I don't want to see you again!
Yeah, yeah, yeah

"How did your past trauma affect you?
Do you now feel you've something to prove?
Tell me, tell me, tell me," you ask
"How do you feel 'bout the upcoming tasks?"
Watch out!  Rita Skeeter, Rita Skeeter, Rita Skeeter

Watch out!  Rita Skeeter, she's writing down lies
Yes she is, yes, she's publishing lies.

Draco (Yelling):
HARRY POTTER REALLY STINKS!



-Gail B....I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!




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