FILK: Rubeus

[pippin_999]

No: HPFGUIDX 46467

Rubeus
A filk by Pippin
To the tune of Julia, by the Beatles


Half of what they say is meaningless
But they say she's bound to grease you, Rubeus

Rubeus, Rubeus, something wild mauls him
Will some things  with fangs and stings kill Rubeus?

Rubeus, beetle eyes, giant smile, touch me
Will Olympe be bereaved of Rubeus?

I sense his chances growing dimmering
Glimmering, one by one

Rubeus, hippogryphs, flaming skrewts gnaw him
But it's just another day for Rubeus

When I eat his treacle tart
I can't pry my jaws apart, Rubeus

Rubeus, Rubeus thoughts of doom touch me
Must we say a sad farewell to Rubeus