FILK: Happy With Viktor

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No: HPFGUIDX 46514

Happy with Viktor
A filk by Pippin
To the tune of Happy Together by the Turtles

The scene: Alone after the Yule Brawl, Ron expresses his (rather 
confused)  feelings

Imagine him and you
I do, I think about it days and nights
It really bites
To think about the girl I know and almost like
So happy with Viktor

I could have asked you out
For sure, if only I had seen in time
That you're a girl
But when I think of you with him 
I want to hurl
It just makes me sicker

I can't stand it seein' him go out with you
It makes me mad
When you're with him somehow it makes me so blue
And I'm so sad

If I could only say just how I feel 
You'd realize this pain inside 
Is something real
I wouldn't have to rant and rave and tear the arms
Off miniature Viktor

I can't stand it seein' him go out with you
I'm going mad
When you're with him I just don't know what to do
And I'm so sad

I guess I've missed my chance
It's true, no matter how I toss the dice
I guess we're through
He'll ask you to  Bulgaria
This summer, too
That crummy scum Viktor

I can't stand it seein' him hanging with you
It's just a crime
Are you telling tri-wizard secrets to him
That Durmstrang slime

Him and you and you and him
What makes it worse is he's so nice
And I'm so dim
Why would you even look at me
If you're with him
So happy with Viktor
So happy with Viktor
What am I, chopped liver 
So happy with Viktor