Bringin' In My Reign (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 46533

Bringin' In My Reign 

To the tune of Singin' in the Rain 

Dedicated to Debbie (fellow history buff)

THE SCENE: Knockturn Alley, during a heavy downpour. Enter LORD 
VOLDEMORT, with a raincoat, umbrella and galoshes, dancing merrily 
about after hearing the latest news from JKR 

VOLDEMORT
Do-de-do-do-do-a-do-vra
Do-de-do-do-do-a-do-vra
Do-de-do-do-do-a-do-vra 

She's bringin' in my reign
Just bringin' in my reign
All my hideous dealings
Are happ'nin' again 

Jo's sayin' Book Five
Is just about penned
And one character
Meets a horrible end 

Let my Death Eaters fight
'Cause my heart's feelin' light
Awaitin' the scene
That Jo found hard to write
I've a curse causing pain
To drive Aurors insane
She's bringin', Jo's bringin'in my reign 

Dancing for my reign 
Cru-Cru-Cru-Cru-cio
Strike Harry again! 
I'm dancin' and singin' on his grave

 

(VOLDEMORT conjures up a tombstone with the name Harry Potter 
engraved upon it, and vigorously tap dances before it during the 
lengthy orchestral bridge - after which he notices that Albus 
Dumbledore has been watching him all along. Somewhat embarrassed, he 
slinks off as quickly as dignity will permit..... )

I'm dancin' and singin' on his grave




     -	CMC (sometimes, but usually not quite as mean as Voldemort)

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