Forbidden Forest Forever (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 46657

Forbidden Forest Forever

To the tune of Strawberry Fields Forever by the Order of the 
Coleoptera (aka Beatles)

Original to be heard at:

http://www.geocities.com/michellesrockinatoz/RealAudio.html

Dedicated to Steve Vander Ark

THE SCENE: The Forbidden Forest. ENTER RON & HARRY (in a state of 
intense anxiety), accompanied by a relaxed and cheerful HAGRID

HARRY & RON
Filch has sent us down, and we're going to Forbidden Forest
He must abhor us, he's hoping we'll get hung no doubt
Forbidden Forest Forever

HAGRID
Walking ain't easy with eyes closed, missing so much that's grand to 
see

(ENTER the FORD ANGLIA, its motor purring affectionately)

Cars will grow feral if they can get the wherewithal, then they will 
motor through the trees

HAGRID & FORD ANGLIA
Please do not meltdown while we're going to Forbidden Forest
It shall not bore us, and all our friends are coming out
Forbidden Forest Forever

(Enter ARAGOG, and his offspring to the Power Ten)

ARAGOG
No one I think is in my web, I mean my kids have got to eat.
That is you can you know drop in but it's all right, that is I think 
your friends are sweet

CHILDREN OF ARAGOG
If we take you down, we will drag you to Forbidden Forest
Huge trees and horrors, and spider webs all hung about
Forbidden Forest Forever

(Enter CHORUS OF CENTUARS)

CHORUS OF CENTAURS
Always, no sometimes, cry "Alas", but so it has been through ages gone
I think we know some things they're deep but could be wrong, that is 
we just don't much let on.

We won't horse around in the next eon, Forbidden Forest
Look how bright Mars is! The Zodiac has quite a clout
Forbidden Forest Forever

(Enter FLUFFY, CHORUS OF WEREWOLVES, CHORUS OF UNICORNS & CHORUS OF 
TROLLS [for choral backup] )

ALL (to HARRY & RON)
You two come have down to our part of town, Forbidden Forest
Tyrannosaurus compared to us are Brussels Sprouts!
Forbidden Forest Forever!

    -	CMC

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