Fantastic Posts: The Filk

[eloiseherisson at aol.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 46716

Elkins:

> That's right. The essays and compilations of many of the fascinating 
> issues members have discussed on the main list will henceforth be 
> called "Fantastic Posts And Where To Find Them." That's "Fantastic 
> Posts" for short.  Or "FPs" for even shorter.  The Fantastic Posts 
> can be found at: 
> 
> http://www.i2k.com/~svderark/lexicon/faq/


                                           Posts Fantastic Posts

To the melody of 'Food, Glorious Food', from Lionel Bart's _Oliver!_

(To my colleagues on the FAQ team)



Is it worth the waiting for?
Will she ever publish more?
Reading all the same old ca-non!
Ev'ry day we say our prayer -- Trying to stave off despair;
Still we read the same old ca-non!
There's not a theme, not a line unexplored
Can we analyse, query or quote, 
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all click on FPs and read

Posts, Fantastic Posts!
We know where to find 'em!
Each updated FAQ boasts
New theories and old gems!
Hot links to the posts themselves!
What next is the question.
Read all of them for yourselves (Beware indigestion!)

Posts, Fantastic posts!
Book Banning and Mysteries.
HPfGU? -- Read about the History.
Just picture a huge library - you're not even close.
Oh, Posts, Wonderful Posts, Marvellous Posts, Fantastic Posts.

Posts, Fantastic Posts!
FAQs about blokes handsome!
Whoever's your choice -- still worth a king's ransom!
Who is it we dream about? 
Who brings on a sigh?
Read all about Severus Snape* -- What a guy!

Posts, Fantastic Posts!
Read right through the menu.
Just take a short break,
Stretch, refocus and then you
Work up a new appetite
You're never morose
With Posts, Once again, Posts, Fabulous Posts, Fantastic Posts!

Posts, Fantastic Posts!
Whatever the subject:
James, Lily or Ron -- You'll find that it's link-checked.
Just think when they're all complete -- Our senses go reeling.
That day when the FAQ team's cheers reach to - the - ceiling!

Posts, Fantastic Posts!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra FAQ more - That's all that we live for.
We're luckily fated to do nothing but boast 
About Posts, Magical Posts, Wonderful Posts, Marvellous Posts, Fabulous 
Posts,
Beautiful Posts, Fantastic Posts!

*Those unconvinced by Severus' personal charms may insert their own 
individual  preference here!

Eloise
(Who doesn't want to think about how much cataloguing she could have done 
whilst writing the above!)







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