(FILK) Eat Dung, Draco Malfoy

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 46737


Eat Dung, Draco Malfoy

(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Roll Over Beethoven)

This classic was originally written and performed by the rock-n-roll legend, 
Chuck Berry, but can you guess which famous British band did a cover of this 
song in the 1960's? :)>

Listen to a Midi here:
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/7779/beatle03.html

But dig the original on Real Audio here!
http://members.tripod.com/~yomama32/sounds.html


Ron:

Was watching Harry practice
On the pitch along with Hermione
The Slytherin team walked on and
Draco bought his way onto the team
Eat dung, Draco Malfoy
You're the last person I want to see

Called Hermione Mudblood
And said it with a smirk
You're name's going to be mud
Once I'm finished with my work
Eat dung, Draco Malfoy
You lousy little jerk

You hide behind Crabbe and Goyle
Strut around like you're so tough
You are just plain spoiled
Today I'm going to call your bluff
Eat dung, Draco Malfoy
I've just about had enough

I'm going to pull out my wand
Cast this curse and then in a second
You'll be spewing all sorts of slugs
Just wait and see and then you'll be sorry
You came over
Eat dung, Draco Malfoy
Don't mess around with me

I'm telling you this morning
I'm a-giving you fair warning
This time you've gone way too far
You'll never ever
Be just as clever
As you think you are
Eat dung, Draco Malfoy
And go crying to your pa

You know I hate your guts, Malfoy
You'll be paying for that wisecrack
You are really annoying
Oughta give you such a smack
My wand's pointing at you
Now let's see how you react

Eat dung, Draco Malfoy
Eat dung, Draco Malfoy
Eat dung, Draco Malfoy
Eat dung, Draco Malfoy
Eat dung, Draco Malfoy
And dig this slug spewing curse!

*Ron points his wand furiously at Malfoy, and a loud bang echoes around the 
stadium as a jet of green light shoots out of the wrong end of Ron's wand, 
hitting him the stomach and sending him reeling backwards onto the grass.


-Gail B...who is so glad she found a Real Audio site for you to listen to 
the original because the original ROCKS!

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