I’m Uneasy Bein' Seen (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 46757

I'm Uneasy Bein' Seen (PoA, Chap. 10)

(my entry into the It's Not Easy Being Green competition)


Hear a MIDI at

http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/green.htm

Dedicated to Ellen A.

THE SCENE: Honeydukes, in Hogsmeade. Enter, thanks to Marauder's Map, 
HARRY who quietly approaches RON & HERMIONE

HERMIONE (examining a tray of blood-flavored lollipops) Ugh, no, 
Harry won't want one of those, they're for vampires, I expect.

RON (shoving a jar of Cockroach Clusters under Hermione's nose): How 
about these? 

HARRY: Definitely not.

HERMIONE: Harry! What are you doing here? How -- how did you --?

HARRY (music)
I'm so uneasy being seen
Told to stay each day inside `cause I can't leave
Though I thought it would be cooler getting sent to Hogsmeade sans 
note
But nothing seemed less practical than that

I was not feeling keen
Then Fred and George bought in a really extra-ordinary thing
There's tunnels you can pass right over if you're
Consulting it, through Magic Mischief on its parchment
As dots come alive. 

HERMIONE
Being seen is not a good thing
Seen by dementors unfriendly-like
If seen, could be a victim of Sirius

HARRY
Stay unnoticed, on that I'm countin'
This place's full as can be

I'm now seein' all these things to eat
It makes me a hungry guy 
But why hunger, why hunger
Stay unseen and I'll do fine
It's party time!
And I think that what I want's to eat!

   -	CMC (his faithful animal companion Kermit the Dog at his side)

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