Some Day Her Proofs Will Come (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 46904

Some Day Her Proofs Will Come

(to the tune of Some Day My Prince Will Come, from Snow White)

Dedicated to Pippin 

THE SCENE: The offices of Bloomsbury Books, London. The publisher 
looks wistfully out the window, wondering if today might be the day 
that the eagerly-anticipated manuscript arrives

PUBLISHER
Some day her proofs will come
Some day she'll send her text 
And away to the printer we'll go
To make a billion dollars or so

Some day, this spring perhaps
We'll win such rave reviews
Phoenix birds will sing
And registers will ring
Some day when Rowling comes through

(A Fed Ex truck pulls up in front, and the driver disembarks with a 
manuscript. Could this be the long-anticipated Phoenix?  Alas! It is 
merely the a Greek edition of the lost 113 plays of Sophocles, with 
accompanying English translations. Sighing with disappointment, the 
publisher resumes his vigil.)

    -	CMC

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