TBAY :Lily's Sacrifice was a SOPPY CHARM
The Real Makarni
pat_mahony at hotmail.com
Mon Nov 25 13:25:51 UTC 2002
No: HPFGUIDX 47122
Roo was sitting in the Tavern at Theory Bay, celebrating his
birthday with a quiet night on the town. He wasn't paying much
attnention- he had eavesdropped on a few of the Snape theories,
but he didn't find Snape a particularly intriguing character, so he
was now slowly lulling into a gentle slumber at the bar, trying to
work out what was so damned appealing about George. . .
All of a sudden he shot up, as a wave of unbelievable cold swep
through him. A quick glance around revealed that Amandageist
had entered the room. Guessing that she'd probably be
contributing to the Snape theorising, Roo went back to his
stupour
"I," Amandageist announced, "have had a Thought. More
accurately, I had a blinding
insight where several people's thoughts came together. I was
browsing over
on the main list, since nobody seems to want to talk to me here,
and I read
something that Jodel said. . . "
She droned on for a while, and Roo didn't bat an eyelid, until
she waved a hand and a large, floating screen appeared. Roo
loved visual aids in theories. It had several holes
burned in it. "Ah, yes," Amandageist said. "Sorry about that.
Sometimes my
irritation with those blinking and pop-up ads overcomes
me...and the quote
is rather long, sorry."
Roo perked up and began to be interested, until he read what it
said:
"Message 39315, Love as a Spell Component:
My beloved, Jan, is a long ponderer and came to me today with a
Harry Potter
thought (as he calls them). He has braided several threads
together and presented me with several novel takes on things,
which I will now proceed to
share.
There has been general dissatisfaction with the idea that Lily's
dying for
Harry was what saved him from Voldemort. Plenty of people
must have flung
themselves in front of others in Voldemort's long career as a
Bad Wizard;
why should this one time be special or different?
We are told the Potters knew Voldemort was after them. Jan
suggests that the
Potters did more than hide. He suggested that Dumbledore
worked with Lily,
who was very good at charms, far in advance to set a spell on
Harry that
would be activated in a worst-case scenario when there was no
other way to
protect him. A shield or protection that required Lily to do what
she did,
integrating her love into the rest of the spell and completing it."
Roo didn't wait to read any more.
"That's it," he muttered, as he stormed not-so-subtly towards the
door, "It's about time a ship was built".
He stormed striaght down to the dockyards, and began furiously
lashing together planks, and scrounging for the appropriate
cannons.
"Lily, set up a spell to protect to Harry, that involves her death? I
don't think so." He wasn't really talking to anyone, but he did have
a reputation for often talking to himself.
"That just contradicts Dumbledore's little speech at the end of
Book 1, doesn't? What word was used? 'inscrutable' was one, I
think. . . or at least something similar. The whole point is that
Voldemort *can't* understand it- if it's a contrived spell, well, he
could understand it then, couldn't he?
Yes, there couldn't be a constructed spell manipulated by the
Potters, because that undermines the whole meaning of the first
book! It shakes the very foundations of PS! Dumbledore's little
love-speech is a very nice, big cannon, they won't be able to sink
that one easily. . .How dare they try to undermine the purity of
Lily's sacrifice? "
Roo pulled up some blankets to prepare to sleep on his new
ship. As he drifted off, he couldn't help but mutter, "This better not
have anything to do with Magic Dishwasher. . . "
Roo awoke at dawn the next day, a little hazy as to his exact
whereabouts. Then he remembered, jumped up and looked
around. He was standing in the middle of a Viking longboat, with
one, massive, cannon on one side, with "LOVE" emblazoned
across it. Instead of the obligatory Dragon-headed prow, he
noticed his new ship had an exquisitely carved figure of a
woman clutching a baby, a look of forlorn hope in her terrified
eyes. "Not bad," he muttered, "although I must say, I do seem to
have gone a bit over board. How on earth did manage this is one
night?"
Then he remembered something else. He snapped his gaze
upwards, and saw (to his slight embarassment) an acronym-
SOPPY CHARM (Sacrifice of Purity. Perfect? Yes. Contrived?
Hardly a Reasoned Move). "A little, ah, soppy", he conceded "but
at least it gets the job done. Yes, I think I'm quite happy- the
purity, futility, the LOVE of Lily's sacrifice was enough to protect
Harry," he reassured himself. "Lily's sacrifice was augmented
enough because Voldemort, for some reason, was willing to
spare her life. That's the real question. Why did Voldemort want
to spare Lily?"
Then he sat back down on the floor of his brand new spanking
ship, and waited to see what, if any, reaction, Theory Bay would
have.
Roo, who couldn't resist putting a MD reference in there, even
though it wasn't relevant
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