Snape the alleged vampire
David
dfrankiswork at netscape.net
Wed Nov 27 12:45:35 UTC 2002
No: HPFGUIDX 47265
I have been trying to get my head round this one for a while and
finally come up with something that works for me.
First some thematic stuff. Whatever he may be magibiologically,
Snape is not a *thematic* vampire. He doesn't drain anyone of
anything. You only have to think of the Dementors (metaphorical
vampires) or Voldemort (both literal, via Quirrell and the rebirthing
potion, and metaphorical) to see the difference. So, while it might
be that Snape gets his physical nourishment from blood, is hard to
kill, etc., he isn't a parasite, and doesn't IMO represent any form
of parasitism. Indeed, it is his excess of bodily fluids that marks
him out, as has been remarked here before.
But he does look the part, doesn't he, swooping around like an
overgrown bat?
So how's this for a scenario: in a future book, it emerges that a
vampire is on the loose at Hogwarts. Girls turn pale and wan,
someone dies with the prick-marks and is seen again at night, a comic
vampire hunter with a foreign accent and dysfunctional detection
gadgets turns up etc.
Harry and the Scooby Gang are on the case, and with their usual
unerring accuracy, decide it must be Professor Misdirection himself,
Snape. Suddenly all the precedents of Lupin, Hagrid, and the animagi
become relevant. Hermione protests: 'But surely Dumbledore
wouldn't...', Ron answers: 'An evil vampire like Snape would have no
trouble fooling Dumbledore'. Sirius will add that he suspected it
all along, and that's why he was prepared to let him face a
werewolf. Suspicion will fall on other dark-haired people with good
flying abilities, partcularly but not only those from the Balkans.
In the final confrontation Voldemort, in his usual conversational
way, will let drop how insufferable it was sharing a turban with all
that garlic, just because Quirrell believed Snape to be a vampire.
And then it will turn out to be the new DADA teacher, who was turned
into a vampire by Voldemort's agent (the pale Lucius?) just after her
first (outside Hogwarts as usual) meeting with Harry. Cue the choice
of endings, as the DADA teacher finds forgiveness, redemption, and an
antidote courtesy of Snape (enter Percy with the MOM guidelines here
too), or not.
Not that I approve of speculation, you understand.
;-)
David
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