Haben Sie Gewallt das Tri-Wiz Wand? (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 47344

The tune was stuck in my head, OK?

Haben Sie Gewallt das Tri-Wiz Wand? (GoF, Chap 18)

(to the tune of  Haben Sie Gehort das Deutsche Band? from Mel Brooks' 
The Producers)

Dedicated to Ashfae

NOTE: The original song title can be translated Have You Heard the 
German Band? My re-rendering is Have You Waved the Tri-Wiz Wand?)


THE SCENE: A small Hogwarts classroom, where the Weighing of the 
Wands is taking place. Present are the five Triwizard judges, the 
four champions, Rita Skeeter with her meida cohorts, and 
MR.OLLIVANDER. ARTISTIC LICENSE ALERT: Just as OLLIVANDER is about to 
make his evaluation, Karkaroff casts a translation spell, which puts 
OLLIVANDER'S utterances into a (for him) more comprehensible Teutonic 
idiom

OLLIVANDER:
Haben sie gewallt das Tri-Wiz Wand
Mit a swish 
Mit a flick
Mit a swish-swoosh swish-swoosh flick
Aaah, haben sie gewallt das Tri-Wiz Wand
Mit a swish 
Mit a flick 
Mit a swish-swoosh swish-swoosh flick
Durmstrang products und good French batons 
Can't compare vith a `Vander nine-inch wand
I'm sayin'...

Haben sie gewallt das Tri-Wiz Wand
Mit a bird, mit a rose, mit a quip




Veela hair eez zo flighty unt zo flaky
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that
Newborn-u'corn-mean-mix-Phoenix-dragon-chat-mit-shnaky......

Yew change! 

(The FOUR CHAMPIONS join OLLIVANDER in a chorus line)

OLLIVANDER & FOUR CHAMPS
Ve're sayin'...
Haben sie gewallt das Tri-Wiz Wand
Mit a wave, mit a whisk, mit a whip...
It's ze only kind of magic
Zat ze/we four who are in Tourney
Love to grip

BAGMAN
That's our champions!

    -	CMC

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