Who Cramps the Stamps? (filk)
Caius Marcius
coriolan_cmc at hotmail.com
Thu Oct 3 01:53:09 UTC 2002
No: HPFGUIDX 44831
Who Cramps the Stamps? (GoF, Chap. 3)
To the tune of Barry Man's 1961 hit Who Put the Bomp?
Hear the original at:
http://www.foxlink.net/~bobnbren/1960s.html#W
Dedicated to cindysphynx
THE SCENE: 4 Privet Drive. VERNON confronts HARRY over an oddly-
addrressed epistle from the Weasleys.
VERNON
I think that some wise guy
Has sent this note
To make the postman
Look askance at me
VERNON and (DUDLEY)
Who is the champ crampin' every every stamp?
Who makes me fret with this letter, letter, let let?
Who sends my way this commu- communiqué ?
Who is the schmoe with the memo-memo-memo?
Who sends missives to Privet where I live
In such a way that I cannot forgive? (Yeah!)
HARRY
When my uncle says,
"So, so, and so, you little so-and-so-so"
I'm tempted to play quite the aleck-smart
But when Molly was writing,
"Hey, Vern and Pet, it's vis-à-vis a visit"
I can not wait until I depart
So,
HARRY and (DUDLEY)
(to VERNON) Molly's the champ crampin' every every stamp
She made you fret with this letter, letter, let let
She sent your way this commu- communiqué
She is the pro with the memo-memo-memo
She sends missives to Privet where we live
But has no wish to become offensive (Yeah!)
VERNOIN
Each time that you come home
Bum summer sum sum summer what a bummer
I can't wait until the fall arrives
HARRY and (DUDLEY)
But Godpa wants me happy
Bark barky bark bark barky barky woof woof
So I should now leave Privet Drive
And
I'll take my ease with the Wease a-Wease-a-leys
I'll whirl up toward the World-a World-a World Cup
I'll watch 'em zoom on their broom-a broom-a brooms
I'll Apparate at a rapid rapid rap rate
I'll watch Vik Krum take on the Leprechauns
While seated right beside my best bud Ron (Yeah!)
HARRY (spoken, simultaneous with below)
I'll inform `em today, in the normal normal way
While I fret in a baggy baggy sweatshirt
I'm gonna dig when I hear from Pig-a-Pig-Pig
And tell Ron-a-Ron to set my table space on
..
VERNON, PETUNIA & DUDLEY (simultaneous with above)
Bomp bah bomp bah bomp, rama lama ding
Dong, dip da
Dip da dip, boogity boogity shoo
Bomp bah bomp bah bomp, rama lama ding dong, dip
Da dip da
Dip, boogity boogity shoo
..
- CMC
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