{FILK} More than a Werewolf

[Nicole L.]

No: HPFGUIDX 44921

(To the tune of "More than a Woman" by the Bee Gees) 

Dedicated to all the ladies who want to marry Lupin.

[Lupin takes the stage wearing a white leisure suit
and a butterfly collar shirt open to the waist with a
huge gold medallion hanging down on his chest. 
Sirius, Peter, and Snape stand behind him, similarly
dressed, acting as his chorus.  The lights dim and a
disco ball spins as Lupin starts to sing in falsetto.]

The world thinks it knows me so well
They think I'm nothing but a beast
They say I vicious, dangerous
But they don't know me in the least

I know all about Dark Arts
I was friends with Harry's dad
We hung out in the Shrieking Shack
With Sirius but he became bad

And it was Sirius who sold out James
Which led to Lily's death as well
Then Sirius went and he murdered Peter 

And now I'm a teacher at Hogwarts
And though I have lost every one of my friends
Here's my chance to prove that I'm 

More than a werewolf, more than a werewolf I am
More than a werewolf, more than a werewolf I am

I'll teach my students defense
How to defeat boggarts and grindylows
And teach Harry to cast
His own Patronus very fast

Snape he brewed my Wolfsbane potion
It helped to ease my affliction
But I should have known he would tell
My secret to his Slytherins 

And now my secret's out so once again
I'll have to pack my bags and leave
But at least I learned my friend Sirius

Is not the killer that he once seemed
Now he's in hiding and I'm forced to leave here
But one day I will prove I'm 

[Repeat chorus three times]

More than a werewolf, more than a werewolf I am
More than a werewolf, more than a werewolf I am


~Nicole, laughing at the thought of Snape in a leisure
suit.  Yeah, baby!

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